Whoa. Look at all these toys.
This must be where Nebbercracker kept his stash.
Horace Nebbercracker
Steve Buscemi · 15 quotes
DJ
Mitchel Musso · 8 quotes
Eliza
8 quotes
Chowder
Sam Lerner · 7 quotes
Jenny
Spencer Locke · 4 quotes
Zee
Maggie Gyllenhaal · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Chowder & Jenny (3), DJ & Chowder (2), DJ & Jenny (2)
Monster House quotes
Page 1 of 3Constance.
Holy moly! He really did eat her!
Couldn't have. Her whole body is buried in cement.
Look at all this stuff. Why would he build her a shrine if he murdered her?
Maybe he just felt guilty or something. DJ, can we please get out of here?
Shh. I always knew you were hiding something, Mr. Nebbercracker.
Mr. Nebbercracker
[to Eliza]
Get off my lawn!
[Eliza shrieks in horror as she helplessly tries to get her trike off the lawn]
Arrrrgh, trespasser!!! Do you want to be eaten alive???
No.
Then get out of here!
[angrily takes the trike off the lawn and rips the wheels off, growling menacingly; Eliza runs away, sobbing]
Stay away from my house!!
You!
Constance. Oh, now. There, there. Oh, my sweet. You've been a bad girl, haven't you? You hurt people. Oh, Constance. We've always known this day would come. Haven't we? I—I have to make things right. I have to make things right. Constance? I've always done best for you, haven't I? Haven't I, girl? Constance? Let this be the right thing to do.
Mr. Nebbercracker
Take this.
Mr. Nebbercracker
You have to help me, please? I know you can do it. Go on!
Mom [from the trailer]
We'll be back tomorrow night. Oh, if anything happens, call the police and hide in your closet.
Dad He knows that.
Skull Calm down! You make me want to throw up in some tin foil and eat it!
I'm a murderer.
No, you're not. When it's an accident, they call it manslaughter.
There!
[waves flashlight at chandelier]
Well, if those are the teeth, and that's the tongue, then that must be the uvula.
Oh, so it's a girl house...
[After Constance vomits out DJ, Chowder, and Jenny.]
That's it. Another great idea, DJ! Brilliant!
What do you want from me, Chowder? I don't see you coming up with any big ideas!
Oh, yeah? Yeah? Do you want to hear my big idea? I'm going home to make a pretzel sandwich! See ya! [Starts to walk away]
[Follows Chowder]
Chowder, the house is still alive, and you're gonna wuss out?! [Turns Chowder around]
I risked my life for you! I stole for drugs for you, and– [Shoves DJ] I could've died in there!
Yeah, but you're the one that killed Nebbercracker in the first place!
Getting your stupid ball back–
[Steps between DJ and Chowder and breaks them up]
You guys, stop fighting! You're acting like babies.
We are babies. What were we thinking? We tried to put a house to sleep with cold medicine. How lame can you get?
Mr. Nebbercracker! [Nebbercracker turns around, glaring at DJ] I know about Constance. [The house growls while watching DJ's re-encounter with Nebbercracker]
What? What do you know? You don't know anything! You were in my house? You-- [He tries to lunge at DJ, but he nearly falls, DJ save him from the fall and Nebbercracker recognizes DJ]
You didn't kill her, did you?
Mr. Nebbercracker
[Nebbercracker shakes his head and starts to remember]
I love her so much.
Young Nebbercracker
[Nebbercracker is shown in a flashback, watching Constance in the circus, having tomatoes thrown at her, and alone that night]
Hello?
Constance Ah!
Young Nebbercracker
I can take you away from here. Would you like that?
Constance Yes!
Young Nebbercracker
[Nebbercracker ties her cage to his truck, and drives Constance away from the circus, taking her to an empty sold spot for building the house]
Okay, open your eyes. [She does so] Okay, it's not much, I know, but--
Constance Darling!
Constance [Constance picks him up and takes him to the spot as the house starts building, rocks are being thrown at it, and Constance descends the spiral staircase]
Ah! Get away from my house! I'll rip them to bits. Help!
Young Nebbercracker
[Young Nebbercracker chops off the cage door with an axe and hears Constance's yells for help]
Constance!
Constance Help! Help!
Young Nebbercracker
What's wrong? Are you hurt?
Constance Hurt!? Yes, I'm hurt! Those criminals are attacking our house!
Teenage Bully
Trick or treat!
Young Nebbercracker
Now, now, they're- they're just kids, dear. It's Halloween.
Constance No, no, no, it's my house, and they're HURTING ME!!!
Young Nebbercracker
Constance! Look at me! Look at me! [He turns her face towards him] As long as I'm here, I will never let anyone hurt you. [An egg is thrown at her]
Constance Ah!
Young Nebbercracker
Constance!
Constance [Constance takes the axe from him]
You vandals! [The bullies continue throwing eggs at her as she swings the axe to hurt them]
Teenage Bully
Eat this!
Constance You hooligans! I'll get you!
Young Nebbercracker
Constance, no! [He tries to take the axe from her, but she accidentally hits him, knocking him out and she falls into the pit below the house, dropping cement on herself. The flashback ends with the finished house.]
Mr. Nebbercracker
So, I finished the house. She would have wanted that. [A boy rides by the house on a bicycle, throwing a newspaper at it] She died, but she didn't leave. [The newspaper is thrown back at the biker, hitting him and making him fall off the bike causing it and other newspapers to fall out, cut to him hammering a "BEWARE sign in front of the house, then a trio of kids in Halloween costumes in front of the house] And that night, that, that one night of every year, I had to take precautions.
Halloween Bully
[he and the other two start throwing things at the house]
Trick or treat!
Mr. Nebbercracker
I had to. I had to.
Young Nebbercracker
HEY!!! STAY AWAY FROM MY HOUSE!!!
Mr. Nebbercracker
[The scene changes back to the present]
She attacks anyone who comes near! [backs away from DJ] Go!
[Chowder is playing basketball. He throws the ball at the hoop, where it gets stuck.]
You know, you were right. [Pats DJ on his back] We're definitely too old for trick-or-treating.
Oh, yeah. No question about it. On the other hand, we've been working all night.
[DJ takes some soot off Chowder's face and uses it to make circles around his own eyes and a mustache under his own nose.]
Candy time?
Candy time.
We're back! Yes! Whoo! Candy!
[DJ and Chowder run into the street.] About Monster House (film)[edit]
[to DJ and Chowder]
Are you guys mentally challenged? If you are, I'm certified to teach you baseball.
Chowder, your ball just landed on Nebbercracker's lawn. It doesn't exist anymore.
Get off my lawn!
Go on!
Hello, fence.
Hello, leaves
Hello, sky.
Honey, I'm home.
I kissed a girl. I kissed a girl on the lips.
I know you can do it.
I'm a murderer.
My trike.