A character in Moneyball (2011)

John Henry quotes from Moneyball (2011)

Arliss Howard

Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in Moneyball (2011): in 4 of its 25 quotes
Most scenes with: Billy Beane (2)

A line from John Henry [Leading Billy on a tour of Fenway Park]

All due respect to the Coliseum, but this is a ballpark.

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John Henry
[to Billy]

For $41 million, you built a playoff team. You lost Damon, Giambi, Isringhausen, Pena, and you won more games without them than you did with them. You won the exact same number of games that the Yankees won, but the Yankees spent $1.4 million per win, and you paid $260,000. I know you are taking it in the teeth, but the first guy through the wall... he always gets bloody... always. This is threatening not just a way of doing business... but in their minds, it's threatening the game. Really what it's threatening is their livelihood, their jobs. It's threatening the way they do things... and every time that happens, whether it's the government, a way of doing business, whatever, the people who are holding the reins - they have their hands on the switch - they go batshit crazy. I mean, anybody who's not tearing their team down right now and rebuilding it using your model, they're dinosaurs. They'll be sitting their ass on the sofa in October watching the Boston Red Sox win the World Series.

Scenes with John Henry

2 scenes
John Henry
[Leading Beane through a tour of Fenway Park]

Due respect to the Coliseum, but this is a ballpark.

Yes, it is.

John Henry

So why did you return my call?

Because it's the Red Sox. Because I believe science might offer an answer to the Curse of the Bambino. [Henry laughs] Because I hear you hired Bill James.

John Henry

Yup. You know, why someone took so long to hire that guy is beyond me.

Well, baseball hates him.

John Henry

Well, baseball can hate him, you know. One of the great things about money is that it buys a lot of things, one of which is the luxury to disregard what baseball likes, doesn't likes, what baseball thinks, doesn't think.

[Laughing]

Sounds nice. Well, I was grateful for the call.

John Henry

You were grateful?

Yeah.

John Henry

For $41 million, you built a playoff team. You lost Damon, Giambi, Isringhausen, Peña, and you won more games without them than you did with them. You won the exact same number of games that the Yankees won, but the Yankees spent $1.4 million per win, and you paid $260,000. I know you are taking it in the teeth, but the first guy through the wall... he always gets bloody, always. This is threatening not just a way of doing business... but in their minds, it's threatening the game. Really what it's threatening is their livelihood, their jobs. It's threatening the way they do things... and every time that happens, whether it's the government, a way of doing business, whatever, the people who are holding the reins - they have their hands on the switch - they go batshit crazy. I mean, anybody who's not tearing their team down right now and rebuilding it using your model, they're dinosaurs. They'll be sitting their ass on the sofa in October watching the Boston Red Sox win the World Series. [Slips Beane a piece of paper]

What's this?

John Henry

I want you to be my general manager. That's my offer.

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