Montgomery Shrapp
(knocking on the front door)
Fielding?
Montgomery Shrapp
Are you in there, Fielding?
Walter Fielding
Y–yes, I'm here. My chest is constricted. I can't shout. Ow–ow–ow–ow.
Montgomery Shrapp
(thinking Walter is laughing at him)
Okay, Fielding! (begins to leave) I can hear you laughing at me. This is it, you duck fart! I'm leaving and I'm never coming back! You hear me, Fielding?
Walter Fielding
Y–yes, I hear you!
Montgomery Shrapp
I'm tearing up your permits! (ripping up the permits and throwing the shreds, like confetti) There! Nobody laughs at Montgomery Shrapp!