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Montgomery Shrapp: (knocking on the front door) Fielding?
Walter Fielding: (being stuck in the floor and can't answer the door) Hel – Hello! Hello, I'm here!
Montgomery Shrapp: Are you in there, Fielding?
Walter Fielding: Y–yes, I'm here. My chest is constricted. I can't shout. Ow–ow–ow–ow.
Montgomery Shrapp: (thinking Walter is laughing at him) Okay, Fielding! (begins to leave) I can hear you laughing at me. This is it, you duck fart! I'm leaving and I'm never coming back! You hear me, Fielding?
Walter Fielding: Y–yes, I hear you!
Montgomery Shrapp: I'm tearing up your permits! (ripping up the permits and throwing the shreds, like confetti) There! Nobody laughs at Montgomery Shrapp!


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