[after discovering dirt underneath a large indoor planter]

Ohhhh... Helga. When you polish the floor, you have the move the tree. If you can't do something right, don't do it at all.

I'm sorry, Miss Crawford...

Gimmie the soap. You see, Carol Ann, you've got to stay on top of things every single minute. [the doorbell rings] Carol Ann, will you get that?

Yes, Miss Crawford.

Helga, I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt.