Why did you dunk my poor old hide in Old Man River, when I bought a loge seat?
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Colonel Shuffle I'm Colonel Shuffle, the rip-roarin'est, gold-diggin'est, sharp-shootin'est, poker-playin'est riverboat gambler on the Mississippi! Yahoo! Be there anyone man enough to sit in a poker game with Colonel Shuffle? Well, be there?
Bugs Bunny There be.
Bugs Bunny Oh well. We almost had a romantic ending!
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