Fred Gailey
Your Honor, every one of these letters is addressed to Santa Claus. The Post Office has delivered them. Therefore the Post Office Department, a branch of the Federal Government, recognizes this man Kris Kringle to be the one and only Santa Claus.
Judge Henry X. Harper
Uh, since the United States Government declares this man to be Santa Claus, this court will not dispute it. Case dismissed.

