Albert "Bert" Pierce The trouble is, you're trying to buy love from those kids and it won't work. I'm no bargain, but I make enough to get by. But no, that isn't good enough. Veda has to have a piano and lessons and fancy dresses so she can sit up on a platform smirking her way through a piece any five-year-old with talent could play. Inspector Peterson You can go now. We'll call you when we want you. You know, Mrs. Beragon, there are times when I regret being a policeman. Monte You know, Mildred, in the spring, a young man's fancy lightly turns to what he's been thinking about all winter. Mildred It's a good thing California winters are so short.