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[Ivan's Tengu Warriors report on their battle with the Rangers at Phados]
Ivan: So, they've all been destroyed?
Tengu: Well, we were about to destroy them, but...
Ivan: What?! You didn't kill them? You call yourselves Tengu Warriors?! You're more like Tengu turkeys! I should have you all stuffed and roasted!
Tengu: But, master, there was this monster with these huge sticks! It kept twirling them around.
Ivan: Sticks? Did these sticks have a whistling sound?
Tengu: Well, it was more like nails on a chalkboard.
Ivan: Dulcea. That miserable, manipulating, loathsome she-devil of a witch! If she leads them to the great power, everything will be ruined!
Tengu: D'you want us to take another whack at it?
Ivan: How about taking another quack at it?!
[he zaps his Tengu, leaving nothing but black feathers]
Ivan: No time to waste. My Ectomorphicon machines must be unearthed by sundown!
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