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[Ivan surveys the Command Center]
Ivan: Gee. Pretty fancy schmancy. I guess if you invest your money well for over 60 centuries, you can buy something pretty nice.
[Alpha whacks him in the midsection, but Ivan only burps]
Alpha: Uh-oh.
[Ivan laughs and zaps Alpha out of his way]
Zordon: You haven't changed, Ooze. You're still picking on creatures smaller than yourself.
Ivan: Aw, put a sock in it, Z. 10 minutes outta the egg, and I'm already listening to one of your lectures. You locked me into your stuffy, little hyper lock chamber and tossed me away in the depths like yesterday's trash! You any idea what it's like to be locked up in a rotten egg for 6,000 years?! It's boring! Not to mention, I've had a charley horse since the Renaissance.
Zordon: You won't get away with this, Ooze.
Ivan: You robbed me of my prime! I was the supreme ruler of the most foul empire in the universe! And now, it's time to pay the piper.
[he plays a quick tune on his flute, then proceeds zapping the Command Center]
Ivan: All the things that I have missed: The Black Plague! The Spanish Inquisition! The Brady Bunch reunion!
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