Boy oh boy, you picked a bad time to fly, Billy. They're guerrillas all over the place blowing up planes and all. They hit four planes in four days. But I guess you young people don't read the news anymore. That, and with our people back home kicking up a shitstorm about the flow of heroin from Turkey...

I didn't have heroin. It was just a little hashish.

That doesn't matter. A drug's a drug.

It was only two kilos.

It doesn't matter if it was two kilos or 200 kilos. The Turks love catching foreigners. They want to show the rest of the world that they're fighting the drug trade.

Who are you? What's your name?

That's not important.

Are you with the American consulate here in Istanbul?

Something like that.