Uh, hey, pal. I'd finished decorating. Well, almost. Heh. There's just one thing left. [Pluto doesn't show up] Oh, come on, Pluto. Who's my pal? Who's my pal? [Pluto still doesn't show up] Pal? [peeks into the doghouse] Buddy? Hello? [gasps as he spots Pluto's discarded collar. Picking it up, he finds paw prints in the snow] Oh, no! [dials Minnie's phone number]
[on her voicemail]
Thanks for the jingle. I'm not ho-ho-home, but leave me some Christmas cheer.
Pluto has run away! I gotta find him! He's probably freezing, all alone, miserable! Christmas is ruined! This is just terrible! Cancel the party! [hangs up, then picks it up again] Oh, this is Mickey. [hangs up again, and runs off]
[After the nephews were revealed that they were responsible for eating Scrooge's homemade chocolate chip cookies before dinner] [outraged]
Boys! How could you?!
Huey Hey, aren't we innocent into proven guilty?
NO! [Daisy and the nephews gasp] You three march right upstairs! NOW!
[The nephews get out of their chairs and leave the dining room table]
I'm sure the cookies were delicious, Uncle Scrooge.
Huey They were.
S Scrooge
[Donald furiously lunges at his nephews, who quickly ran upstairs to their bedroom, but was held back by Daisy and Scrooge]
Don't make a big deal out of nothing.
S Scrooge
Listen! I'll go talk to them.
Dewey [Later, Scrooge knocks on their bedroom door] [bored]
Come in.
S Scrooge
[enters]
Boys? I want to tell you something important.
Dewey Did you make us more cookies? [Scrooge looks at them] No, that might send the wrong message.
S Scrooge
Listen. I don't want you three to make the same selfish choices that I made when I was your age.
Louie But you turned out rich.
S Scrooge
Rich because I was selfish.
HD Huey, Dewey & Louie
We want to be rich and selfish too!
D Donner
[Pluto is chasing a squirrel around the stable in front of the reindeers]
I've never seen so many toys scattered!
B Blitzen
That barn came out of nowhere! Murray! Who let that dog out?!
D Donner
[But Pluto accidentally knocks over the Christmas tree]
Oh, Murray. What do you think, those ornaments grow on trees? [Pluto whimpers] Well... [opens the door to reveal more Christmas trees outside] They do!
B Blitzen
[Other reindeers laugh at Donner's joke] [sarcastically]
Oh, yeah, that never gets old.
N Narrator
[First lines]
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house... oh, wait, Different story, but we'll still see a mouse. [The movie's title appears] Put those old Christmas classics back up on the shelves; we've got new tales of giving, and loving, and elves.
N Narrator
[Introducing "Belles on Ice"]
In our first yuletide story, two stars are on ice. They've been best friends forever, so cordial and nice...but can both share the stage with the lights shining bright? Or will egos get bruised in a double-lutz fight?
[Minnie cries, tear sheds out]
Are you okay?
N Narrator
[Ending "Belles on Ice"]
When these best friends were fighting, the show was a flop...but when they danced together, they came out on top.
N Narrator
[Introducing "Christmas: Impossible"]
At this grand, stately mansion, three kids decked the halls, sliding down banisters, climbing the walls. But soon they may wish they'd shown more self-control...or they'll wake up on Christmas to find lumps of coal.
SM Scrooge McDuck
My cookies! What happened to my scrumptious silver dollar chocolate chip cookies?!
(Huey, Dewey, and Louie smile cheekily)
Boys, how could you?!
Huey Hey, aren't we innocent until proven guilty?
(slams the lid)
No! (Huey, Dewey, and Louie gasp) You three march right upstairs, now!
(Huey, Dewey, and Louie leave the table and walk to the stairs up to their room)
I'm sure the cookies were delicious, Uncle Scrooge.
Huey They were.
N Narrator
[Ending "Christmas: Impossible"]
They started out selfish, those rascally brothers, but made Christmas magic by thinking of others.
N Narrator
[Introducing "Christmas Maximus"]
Goofy always means well spreading holiday cheer, but embarrasses Max with his pratfalls each year. Oh, he tries to step up to the plate and be cool...but now Max has grown up. Will Dad still play the fool?
N Narrator
[Ending "Christmas Maximus"]
When a father and son end up miles apart, they can see eye-to-eye...when they act heart-to-heart.
N Narrator
[Introducing "Donald's Gift"]
Sometimes Christmas gets lost in the holiday crush. It's "buy this, get that, remember to rush". But Donald just wants peace and quiet this yule. Can he enjoy Christmas, and not lose his cool?
HD Huey, Dewey, Louie
Duh!
Dewey Don't you want to see the Christmas window at Mousey's?
Huey And smell all that greasy food at the food court?
Louie And wander around aimlessly looking for the perfect gift?
All I want, is peace and quiet. And my hot chocolate.
Don't be such a big old grump. [slashes him with a chair]
N Narrator
[Ending "Donald's Gift"]
Our duck faced the music and found his own beat. He sang from his heart, making Christmas complete.
N Narrator
[Introducing "Mickey's Dog-Gone Christmas"]
In our last Christmas story, let's turn now to Mickey. His friendship with Pluto has never been sticky. But when decking the halls, if your master says, "Sit"... you'd better obey, or disaster may hit.
D Donner
Brace yourselves for genius. There can only be one name for this dog. Wanna hear it?
D Donner
You know, as in "Murray Christmas"?
What are you guys doing here?
We're here to help you to find Pluto.
HL Huey, Louie and Dewey
[Pluto pops out of the snow]
We found him! Yay!
N Narrator
[Last lines]
So, at last, Mickey learned what he'd missed from the start. Bells and holly mean little without friends in your heart. The magic of Christmas has its rhyme and its reason. We hope you and yours have a most joyous season.
