Mrs. Hendy
Do all philosophers have an S in them?
Mr. Hendy
Yeah I think most of them do.
Mrs. Hendy
Oh... Does that mean Selina Jones is a philosopher?
Mr. Hendy
Yeah... Right, she could be... she sings about the Meaning of Life.
Mrs. Hendy
Yeah, that's right, but I don't think she writes her own material.
Mr. Hendy
No. Maybe Schopenhauer writes her material?
Mrs. Hendy
No... Burt Bacharach writes it.
Mr. Hendy
There's no 'S' in Burt Bacharach...
Mrs. Hendy
...Or in Hal David...
Mr. Hendy
Who's Hal David?
Mrs. Hendy
He writes the lyrics, Burt just writes the tunes... only now he's married to Carole Bayer Sager...
Mr. Hendy
Oh... Waiter... this conversation isn't very good.
Waiter
Oh, I'm sorry, sir... We *do* have one today that's not on the menu. It's a sort of... er... speciality of the house: Live Organ Transplants.
Mrs. Hendy
Live Organ Transplants? (to the waiter) What's that?
