Sergeant Major
[The Sergeant Major has dismissed all his troops to go home, read books, learn the piano, etc.]
Bloody Army, I dunno what it's coming to! Right, then! Sergeant Major, marching up and down the square: go! Left, right, left right...
Narrator
Democracy and humanitarianism have always been trademarks of the British Army.
Sergeant Major
RUBBISH!
Narrator
Shh!
