Elizabeth Bender
So now that everyone knows your name, any idea what you want to do next? You certainly got everyone's attention.
Maxine Minx
I just never want it to end.
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Maxine Minx
Elizabeth Bender
This is the defining role in your career. Whatever's going on in your life that's interfering with this picture... Squash it.
Maxine Minx
I intend to.
Leon
I'll organize the pizza and champagne for America's newest scream queen.
Maxine Minx
That's why I like you!
Leon Green
You like me 'cuz I'm the only guy who isn't trying to **** you.
Maxine Minx
Say it with me now... I will not accept a life I do not deserve!
Ernest Miller
[with Maxine]
I will not accept a life I do not deserve.
Maxine Minx
Y'all should cast me in this movie.
Elizabeth Bender
Oh, really? Why is that?
Maxine Minx
'Cuz I'm a star. Ain't nobody else like me. The whole world's gonna know my name.
Tabby Martin
Be careful out there.
Maxine Minx
I can handle myself.
Tabby Martin
So said every dead girl in Hollywood.
[P.I. John Labat awakens handcuffed to the steering wheel of his car. He looks out the window to see Maxine.]
P.I. John Labat Now, you do got the devil in you...
Maxine Minx
I thought you were an atheist.
[John spits blood at her.] P.I. John Labat **** you, bitch.
[Maxine walks away from him and over to a console. She pushes a button. A wide shot reveals that his car is stationed in a crusher.] P.I. John Labat Oh, no, no. Wait. Wait, wait, wait. Wait. Don't do this! This ain't fair! I only work for the man! Killing me don't stop nothing, let's talk! Come on, you gonna need my help, Maxine! This isn't over!
Maxine Minx: Yes, it is.
P.I. John Labat Oh, no, no! This ain't my cause! I can be bought! Anything you want, anything at all! Oh, no, no, please! Please, turn it off! I don't wanna die in here! Our Father, who art in Heaven, hallowed be Thy name. Thy Kingdom come, Thy will be done on Earth as it is in Heaven. Give us this day our daily bread and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us and deliver us from evil!
Elizabeth Bender
[after Maxine shakes Molly's hand, covered in fake blood]
Well, we've all got blood on our hands now...
Maxine Minx
[At other auditioning actresses]
Y'all might as well go home, 'cuz I just ****in' nailed that!
Maxine Minx
[to herself]
You're a **** movie star.
Elizabeth Bender
Angry people are so easy to lead.
Maxine Minx
Do you know what happened to the last person who tried to kill me? I crushed her **** head.
Elizabeth Bender
Do you want a bit of free advice? Look around you. You've made it to the belly of the beast, congratulations, very few come this far. To stay here, you must make it your obsession. Eliminate all other distractions, because if you take your eye off that prize for even a moment, the beast will spit you right back out where you came from. May never get a taste for you again.
Ernest Miller
Failing a child is the greatest sin of all.
Ernest Miller
I did this all for you. I tried to give you what you wanted. To be just like your daddy. But I created a monster!