I pound on kids. That's what I do, that's what I do! You know what they call me up there?

[the school nurse nods her head no]

The MacGoogler.

[Troy then sobs]

Troy, easy. Now, I'd like to take you through a childhood regression process. It may bring up some unpleasant memories... but I think you'll find it helpful in the end. All righty?

Mmm-hmm.

[reveals Troy the MacGoogles doll]

Now, give Mr. MacGoogles a hug.

[acting frightened]

Aah! Aah! He's gonna eat me!

[then sobs again]

We've got some work to do.