College girls are one step from the street, I tell you. My son Joseph wife, she type on the typewriter - one step from the street!
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Marty Pilletti Ma, sooner or later, there comes a point in a man's life when he's gotta face some facts. And one fact I gotta face is that, whatever it is that women like, I ain't got it.
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