4th most-quoted character in Margot at the Wedding (2007): in 4 of its 14 quotes
Most scenes with: Margot (4)
Scenes with Claude
4 scenes
Paul apologizes for not coming. She's still getting the house ready.
I'm sorry it was such short notice.
I don't care. Paul's frantic, but I don't give a shit. Oh, and Ingrid wants me to tell you that she made us all bracelets.
Ingrid No, I said we should wait.
I thought you asked me to tell them. Anyways, I got Knicks colors.
Ingrid They're not Knicks colors!
Ingrid Where's your dad and Josh?
Claude They might come later.
Josh's spring break is next week, and then Jim teaches through Friday. Then he opens the house in Vermont on the weekend.
It means a lot to Pauline that you came.
[swerving to avoid a car]
Holy Jesus! Watch it, dicksack! God! If you're wondering about the mustache...
I had a full beard for a while, and then when I shaved it I left this part for last, you know, to see how it looked. And... it's meant to be funny.
Claude Did she poop in her pants?
It happens to everyone, not just babies. It will happen to you too someday.
You didn't notice anything different about Pauline?
Claude No.
She's pregnant. She told me. She's keeping it a secret from Malcolm and even Ingrid, which I think is unforgivable. Now she's gonna have to marry him. What's she planning on doing, getting married and not drinking champagne? Then she's just gonna be lying. I guess she's afraid she'll miscarry. She probably will. I think on some level, she's ambivalent about the marriage. That's why she's not telling him.
Claude Are you stoned, Mom?
Claude I don't like it.
You know, Pauline told me she's very disappointed in you.
Claude Why?
She thinks you laze about the house. Ingrid is always offering to help clean or cook. She made bracelets for all the guests. Even Malcolm puts up the tent. You just wait until everyone else does it for you.
Claude That's not true.
It is true. I wish I taught you better manners...
Claude I can try to make pop-overs. If I remember how...
Claude Why are you looking at me like that?
I just see how much you've changed. Your body language. You used to be rounder and more graceful. You're so stiff now, so blasé.
Claude What do you mean?
[She sees the tears in his eyes]
It's okay, though.
Claude Uh-huh.
[He stands up and starts walking away]
You're still handsome!
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