I need your help, Dr. Lecktor.

Why should I?

There are things you don't have — library privileges, computer access. I'd speak to the chief of staff. And there's another reason.

Pray tell.

I thought you might enjoy the challenge — find out if you're smarter than the person I'm looking for.

Then, by implication, you think you're smarter than I am, since you caught me.

I know that I'm not smarter than you.

Then how did you catch me?

You had disadvantages.

What disadvantages?

You're insane.