Ed Crane Dry cleaning. Was I crazy to be thinking about it? Ed Crane Heavens to Betsy, Birdy! Ed Crane Time slows down right before an accident, and I had time to think about things. I thought about what an undertaker had told me once - that your hair keeps growing, for a while anyway, after you die, and then it stops. I thought, "What keeps it growing? Is it like a plant in soil? What goes out of the soil? The soul? And when does the hair realize that it's gone?"