Why vote for Congressmen or Senators? Why don't we just pick those guys the same way we pick a jury? At least we'll get a much more interesting cross-section.
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Tom Soon, all of our appliances will speak to each other. You'll get on the scale and it'll go, "I've talked to the microwave; forget it, pal."
Tom ...You know, Italy just elected a porn star to their senate. Which is wonderful, because that means no more sex scandals - just great posters and incredible downloads.
Tom I slept with a prostitute when I was 21 - and she ended up giving me a refund.
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