[Practice-shooting, Miguel jerks his rifle's trigger and fires a wild shot.]

Miguel, didn't I tell you to squeeze? Hmm? Just like when you're milking the goat, Miguel.

I-instead, I get excited!

Well, don't get excited. (he takes the rifle, **** it, and hands it back) Now, this time, squeeze. Slowly, but squeeze. Squeeze. (Miguel fires another wild shot) SQUEEZE! I'll tell you what. Don't shoot. You take the gun like this... (holds it by the barrel) and you use it like a club! All right?

Bueno.