We're here to meet a friend. Comin' on the train.
Station Master Nothin' comin' on the train except a couple of crates and a, uh, coffin!
Our friend.
The Toecutter
Hugh Keays-Byrne · 9 quotes
Bubba Zanetti
Geoff Parry · 8 quotes
Jim the Goose
Steve Bisley · 7 quotes
Max Rockatansky
Mel Gibson · 6 quotes
Fifi McAffee
Roger Ward · 4 quotes
Johnny the Boy
Tim Burns · 4 quotes
Nightrider
Vincent Gil · 2 quotes
Most scenes together: Max Rockatansky & Fifi McAffee (2)
Mad Max quotes
Page 1 of 3 Station Master That Code you ran down a few days ago.
The Nightrider?
The Nightrider, yeah. Got a problem.
What's that?
His friends. Word is they're out to get you.
Scoot jockeys?
Yeah, nomad trash.
Well, I'll add it to my threat collection.
Good boy, Max. You're a good boy.
We are 100% SNAFU.
You ok?
Nothin' a year in the tropics wouldn't fix.
Much damage?
[cuts in, via radio]
You should see the damage, bronze. Huh? metal damage, brain damage. Heheheh. Are you listening, bronze? Born with a steering wheel in his hand and lead in his foot. He is the Nightrider cruising at the speed of fright! This is the Nightrider, and we ain't never coming back! I'm a fuel-injected suicide machine! I am a rocker! I am a roller! I am the out-of-controller! I am the Nightrider!
[whilst in a restaurant with MFP assistants]
It was like slow motion. He leaves his seat and goes through the windshield, headfirst straight into the tree, right? And then bounces back through the windshield. And by the time we got to him, he was just sitting there, trying to scream with his face ripped off. [pause] What's the matter?
Restaurant Patron
Not hungry anymore.
Give it here.
I'm through.
Again?
No, not again. I'm through. I'm quitting.
Sit down.
I didn't come here to discuss it, I came here to say it. I'm through.
Now just a minute! Alright, so the Goose bought it, but that's the way he always came in the world...
-Off beat!
Jessie [the gang is holding Sprog] [pleading]
Please. Give me my baby.
Jessie, Jessie, Jessie. You've not got a sense of humor. You've got a pretty face, though. Awful pretty. Awful pretty. I suppose you don't need a sense of humor with a pretty face. The only trouble is though, Missy, if you should... [wiping his face roughly with his hand, then whispering] ...lose the face...
Jessie Please don't hurt my baby.
...you've got NOTHING.
Jessie What do you WANT from me?
Don't change the subject.
Train agent
That must be your friend over there. They didn't leave much of him (pointing to the Nightrider's coffin).
Must have cut his heart out, eh?
Train agent
Yeah. That's what I meant. Poor bastard...
Train agent
(scared)
The Nightrider...
Remember him when you look up the night sky.
Train agent
I will.
Take your hat off.
Train agent
(takes his hat off)
Anything you say?
Anything I say... What a wonderful philosophy you have! Take him away. (after a pause) Bubba, Johnny...(makes the sound of a candle being blown out)
Pick-up truck driver
(after a multiple auto accident, Jim the Goose slides his motorcycle across the pavement and comes to a halt next to a pick-up truck)
Oh my God! What happened?
I don't know, man, I just got here myself!
[Tauntingly frighten after May threatens him and his gang with her shotgun]
Ahh! I hate guns!
Bronze! Gonna get you! (to Max and Goose, after they found him)
Easy. I know what I'm doing. (his last lines; to Toecutter, when fighting with Max on the road)
Hey fella, stop! What a turkey. Hey fella, you're a turkey, y'know that? (to the guy escaping from the place where his car was broken by the Toecutter's gang)
I can't stand the pain! (to the Toecutter, refusing to burn Jim 'Goose')
I don't know, man, I just got here myself. (to a driver after his accident)