David Tell her to write me a list of things to say so I look like I know what I'm talking about.
Played by Ronny Chieng 
M3GAN (2022) · 76 quotes
M3GAN (2022) · 76 quotes
5th most-quoted character in M3GAN (2022): in 5 of its 76 quotes
A line from David [After catching Kurt acting suspiciously with his laptop again]You weren't Pornhubbing from the office again, were you?
More lines from David
4 quotes David David [Unrated version]
You know what you could do, Kurt, that would really benefit this discussion? Is if you could head out those double doors, take the elevator to the first floor and get me a **** kombucha! Could you do that?
David [As computerised child works perfectly]
I want you all to remember this moment. The moment we kick Hasbro right in the **** dick!
David You did not just tell me that!
