Simon: Hey, I'm sorry, Ethan. None of this ever happened when just you were out.
Ethan: You know what they say, one gay's a snooze, two's a hilarious hate crime. You could've told me you were gay.
Simon: I guess I didn't think we had very much in common.
Ethan: (scoffs) You're telling me, Simon. It's not like your all-hoodie wardrobe rocks my world.
Simon: I don't know. Maybe I was jealous. You've been out since you were sixteen. It always seemed so easy for you.
Ethan: Easy? Are you kidding me? My mom still tells my grandparents about all the girls I'm dating when we go over to their house for dinner, every sunday. She says it's 'cause they're old and religious, and it's just easier that way. I don't know, maybe that's true. But you should hear her voice when she talks about the girls.
Ethan: You know what they say, one gay's a snooze, two's a hilarious hate crime. You could've told me you were gay.
Simon: I guess I didn't think we had very much in common.
Ethan: (scoffs) You're telling me, Simon. It's not like your all-hoodie wardrobe rocks my world.
Simon: I don't know. Maybe I was jealous. You've been out since you were sixteen. It always seemed so easy for you.
Ethan: Easy? Are you kidding me? My mom still tells my grandparents about all the girls I'm dating when we go over to their house for dinner, every sunday. She says it's 'cause they're old and religious, and it's just easier that way. I don't know, maybe that's true. But you should hear her voice when she talks about the girls.
Simon : Hey, I'm sorry, Ethan. None of this ever happened when just you were out.
Ethan : You know what they say, one gay's a snooze, two's a hilarious hate crime. You could've told me you were gay.
Simon : I guess I didn't think we had very much in common.
Ethan : ( scoffs ) You're telling me, Simon. It's not like your all-hoodie wardrobe rocks my world.
Simon : I don't know. Maybe I was jealous. You've been out since you were sixteen. It always seemed so easy for you.
Ethan : Easy? Are you kidding me? My mom still tells my grandparents about all the girls I'm dating when we go over to their house for dinner, every sunday. She says it's 'cause they're old and religious, and it's just easier that way. I don't know, maybe that's true. But you should hear her voice when she talks about the girls.
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