Jock : Hey, Ms. Albright. Ms. Albright : Don't "hey Ms. Albright" me. We're not friends. You're not gonna braid my hair or paint my nails. Get your ass off the table now, you sweaty, hormonal virgins. You know what, you're about to be suspended for so long, that by the time it's over, you're gonna be the fat, bald, unhappily married, wildly mediocre nobodies you're destined to become. Other jock : You can't talk to us like that. Ms. Albright : Actually, I can, 'cause I just did. And you know why? Because you're just those two assholes that did that shitty thing in front of the whole school. And guess what? Nobody feels sorry for those assholes, especially me. Now, walk. Mr. Worth's office, now. Ethan : ( waves ) Bye. Ms. Albright : ( grabs the boombox ) That's mine now. I'mma sell it. Get my tubes tied.

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