Don
Goodbye.
Helen
Oh, oh, just a minute. [She holds out his derby hat. He takes it from her and begins walking off] My umbrella, if you don't mind?
Don
Catch. [He tosses it in her general direction and it falls on the floor at her feet]
Helen
Thank you very much.
Don
I'm terribly sorry.
Helen
You're the rudest person I've ever seen. What's the matter with you?
Don
Oh, just rude, I guess.
Helen
Really, somebody should talk to your mother.
Don
They've tried, Miss St. John.
Helen
My name's not St. John.
Don
St. Joseph, then.
Helen
St. James.
Don
First name Hilda or Helen or Harriett maybe?
Helen
Helen.
Don
All right, Helen.

