A fella called me up about him. Wants me to show him the town.

Like Grant's Tomb, for instance?

But death.

Ain't it amazin' how many guys come down from Albany just to see Grant's Tomb?

[To Don]

Sometimes I wish you came from Albany.

Yeah? Where would you take me?

Lots of places. The Music Hall, then The New Yorker roof, maybe.

There is now being presented in the theatre on Forty-Fourth Street the uncut version of Hamlet. Now I see us as heading out for that. Do you know Hamlet?

I know Forty-Fourth Street.

I'd like to get your interpretation of Hamlet's character.

I'd like to give it to you.