Alan Frog Holy smoke, Vampire Hotel. Edgar Frog How much you think we should charge out of this? David Not bad, huh? This was the hottest resort in Santa Carla about 85 years ago. It's too bad that they built it on the San Andreas Fault. In 1906, when the Big One hit San Francisco, the ground opened up and this place took a header right into the crack. So now, it's ours.