ALL A B C D E F G H I J K L M
N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z #

Jack: What's this dumb shit out here about a monster? We're gonna have to send you back to kindergarten!
Larry: I'm serious!
Jack: [Sarcastic] Okay, what kind of monster? Did it have fur and poison fangs, or long slimy tentacles?
Larry: It growled and it came out at me and its mouth, it was wet.
Luke: Maybe it was a bear.
Roger: Sounds more like a reptile.
Jack: Sounds more like a bullshit!
  »   More Quotes from
  »   Back to the