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Sheraton: What time is it?
Andy: What difference does it make?
Sheraton: Well, if I knew what time it was, I'd know what's on TV. I'm not even sure what day it is.
Andy: It's Monday.
Sheraton: Are you sure?
Andy: I'm sure.
Sheraton: Mondays...Monday's ALF!
Andy: ALF comes on at 8 o'clock. It's a lot later than 8.
Sheraton: Yeah, but I bet we're in a different time zone. I bet it's really about 8 o'clock, and ALF's causing some trouble right now.
Andy: Yeah.
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