Humbert: I thought we understood. No dates!
Lolita: What do you mean, no dates?...
Humbert: I don't want you around them. They're nasty-minded boys.
Lolita: Oh, you're a fine one to talk about someone else's mind.
Humbert: Don't avoid the issue. I told you, 'No dates.'
Lolita: It wasn't a date.
Humbert: It was a date.
Lolita: It wasn't a date.
Humbert: It was a date, Lolita.
Lolita: It was not a date.
Humbert: IT WAS A DATE!
Lolita: It wasn't a date.
Humbert: Well, whatever it was that you had yesterday afternoon, I don't want you to have again. While we're on the subject, how did you come to be so late on Saturday afternoon?
Lolita: Saturday I went to my piano lesson.
Humbert: Your piano lesson? I thought that was on Wednesday.
Lolita: No, it's changed to Saturday, remember? Between 2:00 and 4:00, Miss Starch, piano. Ask Michele. She was with me.
Humbert: "Ask Michele," that's what you always say. Well, now for a change, I'm going to ask you something about Michele.
Lolita: You can't have her. She belongs to a Marine.
Humbert: I will ignore that idiotic joke. Why does she [Michelle] give me these searching looks whenever she comes to the house?
Lolita: How should I know?
Humbert: Have you told her anything about us?
Lolita: No. Have you?
Humbert: You've told her nothing -
Lolita: You think I'm crazy?
Lolita: What do you mean, no dates?...
Humbert: I don't want you around them. They're nasty-minded boys.
Lolita: Oh, you're a fine one to talk about someone else's mind.
Humbert: Don't avoid the issue. I told you, 'No dates.'
Lolita: It wasn't a date.
Humbert: It was a date.
Lolita: It wasn't a date.
Humbert: It was a date, Lolita.
Lolita: It was not a date.
Humbert: IT WAS A DATE!
Lolita: It wasn't a date.
Humbert: Well, whatever it was that you had yesterday afternoon, I don't want you to have again. While we're on the subject, how did you come to be so late on Saturday afternoon?
Lolita: Saturday I went to my piano lesson.
Humbert: Your piano lesson? I thought that was on Wednesday.
Lolita: No, it's changed to Saturday, remember? Between 2:00 and 4:00, Miss Starch, piano. Ask Michele. She was with me.
Humbert: "Ask Michele," that's what you always say. Well, now for a change, I'm going to ask you something about Michele.
Lolita: You can't have her. She belongs to a Marine.
Humbert: I will ignore that idiotic joke. Why does she [Michelle] give me these searching looks whenever she comes to the house?
Lolita: How should I know?
Humbert: Have you told her anything about us?
Lolita: No. Have you?
Humbert: You've told her nothing -
Lolita: You think I'm crazy?
Humbert : I thought we understood. No dates!
Lolita : What do you mean, no dates?...
Humbert : I don't want you around them. They're nasty-minded boys.
Lolita : Oh, you're a fine one to talk about someone else's mind.
Humbert : Don't avoid the issue. I told you, 'No dates.'
Lolita : It wasn't a date.
Humbert : It was a date.
Lolita : It wasn't a date.
Humbert : It was a date, Lolita.
Lolita : It was not a date.
Humbert : IT WAS A DATE!
Lolita : It wasn't a date.
Humbert : Well, whatever it was that you had yesterday afternoon, I don't want you to have again. While we're on the subject, how did you come to be so late on Saturday afternoon?
Lolita : Saturday I went to my piano lesson.
Humbert : Your piano lesson? I thought that was on Wednesday.
Lolita : No, it's changed to Saturday, remember? Between 2:00 and 4:00, Miss Starch, piano. Ask Michele. She was with me.
Humbert : "Ask Michele," that's what you always say. Well, now for a change, I'm going to ask you something about Michele.
Lolita : You can't have her. She belongs to a Marine.
Humbert : I will ignore that idiotic joke. Why does she [Michelle] give me these searching looks whenever she comes to the house?
Lolita : How should I know?
Humbert : Have you told her anything about us?
Lolita : No. Have you?
Humbert : You've told her nothing -
Lolita : You think I'm crazy?
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