Most scenes together: Seymour & Audrey II (3), Seymour & Mr. Mushnik (3), Audrey & Mr. Mushnik (2)
Orin Let me ask you something! Does this scare you? Would you like if I took this and headed right for your damn incisors?
Orin It'd hurt, right?
Uh huh.
Orin You'd scream, right?
Uh huh.
Orin Well get your ass in here!
Orin When I was younger, just a bad little kid/My mama noticed funny things I did/Like shooting puppies with a BB gun/I'd poison guppies, and when I was done/I'd find a pussycat and bash in its head/That's when my mama said...
What did she say?
Orin She said, "My boy, I think someday/You'll find a way/To make your natural tendencies pay/You'll be a dentist!/You have a talent for causing things pain/Son, be a dentist/People will pay you to be inhumane/Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood/And teaching would suit you still less/Son, be a dentist/You'll be a success!"
Feed me!
I beg your pardon?
Feed me!
Tuey! You talked! You opened up your - trap, your thing, you said--
Feed me, Krelborn, feed me now!
I can't!
I'm starvin'!
Look, maybe I can squeeze a little out of this one,
More, more, more, more, more!
There isn't any more! Whaddya want me to do, slit my wrists?!
Mmmmmm.
Oh boy Look. I get ideas I run down to the corner, and pick you up some nice chopped sirloin?
Must be blood!
Tuey, that's disgusting.
Must be fresh!
I don't wanna hear this!
Feed me!
Does it have to be human?
Feed me!
Does it have to be mine?
Feeeed me!
Where am I supposed to get it?
Feed me, Seymour / Feed me all night long - That's right, boy! - You can do it! Feed me, Seymour / Feed me all night long / Ha ha ha ha ha! / Cause if you feed me, Seymour / I can grow up big and strong.
Feed me.
Under no circumstances.
Feed me.
I will not, so stop asking.
Feed me!
No! No more! I can't take living with the guilt.
Tough titty.
Watch your language.
Ah, cut the crap! Bring on the meat!
I'll run to the corner, pick you up some nice ground round. How about that?
Don't do me no favors!
Well?
Hmm…?
It's my last offer. Yes or no?
You sure do drive a hard bargain.
Done! Fine. Great. Don't think you're getting dessert!
Seymour's first radio broadcast! I wanted to hear it so bad. I tried to be on time, but…
Don't tell me. You got tied up.
No. Just handcuffed a little.
Seymour, what is going on down there?
Very little Mr. Mushnik!
Every household in America. Thousands of you, eating. That's what you had planned all along, isn't it?!
[smugly] Noooooooooo shit, Sherlock!
We're not talking about one hungry plant here. We're talking about world conquest!
And I wanna thank you!
You won't get away with this! Your kind never does! [Audrey II laughs maniacally] I don't care what it takes, only one of us gets out of here alive!
The Audrey II is not a healthy girl.
Strictly between us, neither is the Audrey I.
You see, sir, if you were to put a plant like this in the window, then maybe…
Maybe what? Maybe what! Do you have any idea how ridiculous you sound? Just because you put a strange and interesting plant in the window, people don't suddenly…
Excuse me. I couldn't help noticing that strange and interesting plant. What is it?
It's an Audrey…II!
DOES THIS LOOK "INANIMATE" TO YOU, PUNK?! If I can talk and I can move, who's to say I can't do anything I want?!
I'm starving!
On the twenty-third day in the month of September, in an early year of a decade not too long before our own, the human race suddenly encountered a deadly threat to its very existence. And this terrifying enemy surfaced, as such enemies often do, in the most seemingly innocent, and unlikely, of places...
Wait for me, Audrey. This is between me and the vegetable!
