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City Wolf: Oh, I'm terribly sorry, cousin, but this city life is a bit too much for you. I shall have to motor you back to the country.
[He drives Country Cousin back to his home in the country]
Country Red: Eh, howdy, boys.
[City wolf sees Red and goes through the same wild reactions that his country cousin went through; Country Cousin knocks him out with a mallet and puts him back in the car]
Country Cousin: Sorry, cousin. This country life is a bit too much for ya. I guess I'll have to drive ya back to the city!
[He drives Country Cousin back to his home in the country]
Country Red: Eh, howdy, boys.
[City wolf sees Red and goes through the same wild reactions that his country cousin went through; Country Cousin knocks him out with a mallet and puts him back in the car]
Country Cousin: Sorry, cousin. This country life is a bit too much for ya. I guess I'll have to drive ya back to the city!
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Folks, confidentially, I'm not the real grandma. I'm the wolf, see? Now, I'm supposed to eat Red Riding Hood all up, but I ain't a-gonna do it. All I'm going to do is chase her and catch her and kiss her and hug her and love her and hug her and... [giggle fit]
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Uh-heh! Kissed a cow.