Yes. Hurry home, princess. We wouldn't want to miss old daddy's celebration, huh? Would we? [scoffs] Celebration, indeed. Oh, BAH! In my day, we had fantastical feasts, when I lived in the palace. [eats shrimp] And now, look at me. Wasted away to practically nothing. Banished and exiled and practically starving! While he and his flimsy fish folk celebrate. Well, I'll give 'em something to celebrate soon enough. [to her eels] Flotsam! Jetsam! I want you to keep an extra close watch on this pretty little daughter of his. She may be the key to Triton's undoing.
Scenes with Ursula
7 scenesIf I become human, I'll never be with my father or sisters again.
That's right. But you'll have your man. Life's full of tough choices, innit?
1492, dah-de-dum dee-do-do, rum-dim-dim, dee-do-dee-do
Scuttle!
Whoa! Mermaid off the port bow! Ariel, how you doin' kid?
Whoa, what a swim!
Scuttle - look what we found.
Yeah - we were in this sunken ship - it was really creepy.
Human stuff, huh? Hey, lemme see.
Oh! Oh! Look at this. Wow - this is special - this is very, very unusual.
What? What is it?
It's a dinglehopper! Humans use these little babies... '[Scuttle flicks the fork, but catches it] to straighten their hair out.
See - just a little twirl here an' a yank there and - violee!
You got an aesthetically pleasing configuration of hair that humans go nuts over.
A dinglehopper!
What about that one?
This, I haven't seen this in years. This is wonderful! A banded, bulbous snarfblatt.
Oh!
Now, the snarfblatt dates back to pre-hysterical times when humans used to sit around and stare at each other all day. [comes face to face with Ariel] Got very boring. So they invented this snarfblatt to make fine music. Please allow me. [blows into it, only to have seaweed and water come out] Oops.
Music?!
It's stuffed!
Oh, the concert! Oh, my gosh, my Father's gonna kill me!
The concert was today?
Maybe you could make a little planter out of it or somethin'.
Uh, I'm sorry! I've gotta go! Thank you, Scuttle!
Anytime, sweetie! Anytime.
Yes. Hurry home, Princess. We wouldn't want to miss old Daddy's celebration, huh? Would we? [scoffs] Celebration, indeed. Oh, bah! In my day, we had fantastical feasts, when I lived in the palace. [closeup of her eating a shrimp] Now, look at me. Wasted away to practically nothing. Banished and exiled and practically starving! While he and his flimsy fish folk celebrate. Well, I'll give 'em something to celebrate soon enough. [to her eels] Flotsam! Jetsam! I want you to keep an extra close watch on this pretty little daughter of his. She may be the key to Triton's undoing. [fade to black]
Ariel, what - what are you- [gasping] Jumpin' jellyfish! [Ariel leaps to the ship.] Ariel, Ariel! Please come back!
[Ariel climbs up the ship and watches a party on board eye-level at the deck. Three sailors play music as the others dance a jig. Max, a shaggy sheepdog barks and scampers around the dancers.] Prince Eric: [whistles] Max, here, boy. [Max runs to Eric. Ariel touches her cheek where Max licked her.] Hey, come on, mutt, whatcha doin', huh Max? Good boy, good boy.
Hey, there, sweetie! Quite a show, eh?
Scuttle, be quiet! They'll hear you.
Oooh, I gotcha, I gotcha. We're bein' intrepidatious. WE'RE OUT TO DISCOVER!
I've never seen a human this close before. Oh- He's very handsome, isn't he?
I dunno; he looks kinda hairy and slobbery to me.
Not that one! The one playing the snarfblatt!
Silence! Silence! It is now my honor and privilege to present our esteemed Prince Eric with a very special, very expensive, very large birthday present.
Ah, Grimsby - ya old beanpole, you shouldn't have.
I know. Happy birthday, Eric!
Gee, Grim. It's, uh, it's, uh - it's really somethin'.
Yes, I commissioned it myself. Of course, I had hoped it would be a wedding present, but...
Aw, come on, Grim, don't start. Look, you're not still sore because I didn't fall for the princess of Glowerhaven, are you?
Oh, Eric, it isn't me alone. The entire kingdom wants to see you happily settled down with the right girl.
Well, she's out there somewhere. I just - I just haven't found her yet.
Well, perhaps you haven't been looking hard enough.
Believe me, Grim, when I find her, I'll know - without a doubt. It'll just - bam! - hit me - like lightning.
HURRICANE A'COMIN'! STAND FAST! SECURE THE RIGGIN'!
Whoa! The wind's all of a sudden on the move here!
Yo! Ariel!
Look out!
Grim, hang on! [Eric pulls him into a lifeboat, then sees Max still on the ship. The dog barks as flames flash in front of him.] Max! [Eric dives back into the water and climbs up the side of the burning ship smelling like barbecue. As he leaps onto the deck, one of the masts breaks and crashes down. Eric leaps out of the way. Flames spread.]
Eric!
[Eric looks over deck. The flames reach a barrel of gunpowder, and the ship explodes. The sailors and Grimsby and Max look on from their lifeboat, staring in horror. Ariel swims to the ship to find Eric. He floats on a board, unconscious and rolls off, sinking into the water. Ariel dives down to grab him and swims to the surface. On the beach, Eric lies on his back, unconscious, with Ariel leaning over him. Scuttle lands beside them.]
Is he - dead?
It's hard to say.
Oh, I - I can't make out a heartbeat.
No, look! He's breathing. [moving his hair from his face] He's so beautiful.
What would I give to live where you are? / What would I pay to stay here beside you? / What would I do to see you smiling at me? / Where would we walk, where would we run / If we could stay all day in the sun? / Just you and me, and I could be / Part of your world.
Eric! Oh, Eric. You really delight in these sadistic strains on my blood pressure, don't you?
A girl - rescued me... She was - singing... she had the most - beautiful voice.
Ah, Eric, I think you've swallowed a bit too much seawater. Off we go. Come on, Max.
We just gotta forget this whole ting ever happened. The Sea King will never know. You won't tell him, I won't tell him. I will stay in one piece.
I don't know when, I don't know how / But I know something's starting right now / Watch and you'll see, someday I'll be / Part of your world
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. I can't stand it - it's too easy. The child is in love with a human. And not just any human - a prince! [sarcastically] Her Daddy'll love that. King Triton's headstrong, lovesick girl would make a charming addition to my little garden.
[Attached to the floor, hundreds of sad shriveled merfolk squirm and shake. Ursula laughs evilly.]
Nice work, boys. That was a close one. Too close. The little tramp! Oh, she's better than I thought. At this rate, he'll be kissing her by sunset for sure. [Ursula swims to her shelf of ingredients and smashes them aside, picking up some ingredients. Well, it's time Ursula took matters into her own tentacles! [Ursula smashes ingredients into the cauldron, sending puffs of smoke in the water.] Triton's daughter will be mine! And then I'll make him writhe. I'll see him wriggle like a worm on a hook! [Laughing, she clutches her nautilus shell around her neck. A golden light emanates from behind her transitioning into the moon. Ursula transforms into a human and her voice becomes Ariel's.]
Eric, if I may say, far better than any dream girl, is one of flesh and blood, one warm and caring, and right before your eyes.
Ariel! Ariel, wake up! Wake up! I just heard the news. Congratulations, kiddo, we did it!
What is this idiot babbling about?!
Right - as if you two didn't know, uh? The whole town's buzzin' about the Prince gettin' himself hitched this afternoon! You know, he's gettin' married!
You silly sidewalker! [to Ariel] I just wanted to wish you luck. I'll catch you later, I wouldn't miss it!
Well, uh - err, Eric. I-it appears that I was mistaken. [Ariel stops, flabbergasted. She hides behind a beam and listens on.] This mystery maiden of yours does - in fact exist. And - and she is lovely. [holding Vanessa's hand] Congratulations, my dear.
We wish to be married as soon as possible.
Oh, yes - of course, Eric, but, er - but these things do take time, you know...
This afternoon, Grimsby. The wedding ship departs at sunset.
Oh, oh - very well, Eric - as you wish.
[Ariel is distraught and runs off crying. Vanessa touches her necklace and laughs as Eric stands stiffly, under a trance.]
What a lovely little bride I'll make / My dear, I'll look divine [Scuttle peeks through a porthole to see "Vanessa" singing to herself.]/ Things are working out according / To my ultimate design [She throws a hairpin at the Angel figure in her mirror. He gulps, realizing the bride is not Ariel.] / Soon I'll have that little mermaid / And the ocean will be mine [Vanessa steps onto her vanity, crushing a bottle. She twirls around and pulls the mirror towards her. Scuttle sees her reflection is that of Ursula.]
The Sea Witch! Oh no... She's gotta- I gotta... [In a rush to leave, he bumps his head on the porthole. He flies back to Ariel.] Ariel! Ariel! Ariel, I was flying, I wa - of course I was flying - An' - I s- I saw that the watch - the witch was watchin' a mirror, and she was singin' with a stolen set o' pipes! [Scuttle picks up Sebastian and clanks him against the ground repeatedly.] Do you hear what I'm tellin' you?! The Prince is marrying the Sea Witch in disguise!
Are you sure about this?
Have I ever been wrong? I mean when it's important!
What are we gonna do!?
Before the sun sets on the third day...
Ariel, grab on to dat. Flounder, get her to that boat as fast as your fins can carry you!
I'll try.
I've gotta get to the sea king. He must know about this.
What - What about me? What about me?
You - find a way to stall dat wedding! [dives into the sea to find King Triton]
Stall the wedding. Wh- what am I - what - that's it! [Scuttle squawks and takes off for the lagoon, alerting the other birds. Bluebirds and flamingos follow him. Starfish, lobsters, dolphins, and sea lions look up. The animals follow Scuttle.] Move it! Let's go! We've got an emergency here!
Dearly beloved...
Don't worry Ariel. Ugh…… we…… we're gonna make it. We're almost there.
Yes, um, do you Eric, take Vanessa, to be your lawfully wedded wife, for as long as you both shall live?
I do.
Eh, and do you... [A squadron of bluebirds swoop down from the sky, led by Scuttle, aimed directly towards Vanessa. She ducks. They circle around and fly under her white dress. Max barks. Guests are alarmed as sea lions get on deck. Pelicans fly overhead and dump beaks full of water on Vanessa. A lobster pinches her nose and starfish smother her and screams.] [Oblivious to the commotion] then by the power invest-
Get away from me you slimy little- [A sea lion tosses her in the air on his nose. Ariel arrives and climbs up the ship. The sea lions toss Vanessa into the wedding cake. She pops out, furious, and three dolphins squirt water in her face. Scuttle squawks in her face.] Oh, why you little- [Vanessa wrings Scuttle's neck. Max breaks free from his leash. Max bites Vanessa in the rear and Scuttle pulls at Vanessa's necklace, which goes flying through the air. The shell of Ursula's necklace was broken into pieces, and Ariel's voice was heard singing and inserted back into Ariel.]
Ariel?
Eric.
You - you can talk. You're the one.
Eric, get away from her!
It - it was you all the time.
Oh, Eric, I - I wanted to tell you.
Eric, no!
You’re too late! [cackles wickedly] YOU’RE TOO LATE!!!!
So long, Lover Boy.
Ariel!
Poor little princess, don't be frightened, it's not you I'm after. I've a much bigger fish to—
Ursula, stop!!!
Hmph!
Why, King Triton! Ha ha ha… How are you?
Let her go.
Not a chance, Triton! She's mine now. We made a deal. [as she shows Triton the glowing scroll as Flotsam and Jetsam restrain Ariel]
Daddy, I'm sorry! I—I-I didn't mean to. I didn't know—
You see? The contract's legal, binding and completely unbreakable… even for you. Of course, I always was a girl with an eye for a bargain. The daughter of the great sea king is a very precious commodity. [The contract is released by Ursula and its golden light swirls around Ariel] But - I might be willing to make an exchange for someone even better... [as she touches her tentacle to Triton's crown]
Eric! What are you doing?
Grim, I lost her once. I'm not gonna lose her again.
Now! Do we have a deal? [Triton looks away and signs over Ariel's signature using his trident.] Ha! It's done then! [The magical golden current holding Ariel releases her and takes over Triton, turning him into one of Ursula's souls.]
No... Oh, no!
Oh, Your Majesty...
Daddy?
At last. [as she picks up the crown and puts it on.]
No.
It's mine. [as she holds the trident and cackles to herself. Ariel angrily springs at her.]
You... [angrily swimming and attacks Ursula] YOU MONSTER!!!
Don't fool with me ya little brat! Contract or no- Ahh!
Why, you little troll!
Eric! Eric, look out!
After him!
Come on!
Ow!
Say goodbye to your sweetheart. [Ursula aims the trident at Eric, but Ariel yanks her hair, causing the beam of lightning to hit Flotsam and Jetsam, who burn to crisp, smelling like burning ash.] Babies! My poor, little poopsies.
Eric, you've got to get away from here.
No, I won't leave you.
You pitiful, insignificant, fool!
Look out!
Now I am the ruler of all the ocean! The waves obey my every whim!
Eric!
The sea and all its spoils bow to my power! [She swirls the trident in the water, creating a whirlpool. The spinning funnel reaches the ocean floor, churning up sunken ships. Ariel dodges the wreckage. One of the ships veers towards Eric and he tries to swim away, but he is shoved under water. Gliding along the bottom of the ship, he grabs onto a rope and hoists himself up the side and onto the deck. She was cackling] So much for true love! [As Ursula is about to bring her trident down on Ariel, Eric steers the ship into her. She is impaled by the sharp bow. Ursula screams in pain. Her eyes flash and her body is filled with lightning as the ship goes down on top of her. Her tentacles writhe as the ship sinks into the sea.]
Cut to: under water
[The trident sinks down along with debris.] [Cut to: Ursula's Lair] [The shriveled souls of the Atlanticans trapped in Ursula's lair are set free and swim out of the lair. The trident falls back to Triton, who transforms back into himself.]
