He should just be castrated. Just snip, quick and easily.
You know what else you should do? Nail his penis above the entrance of the elementary school. That'd really teach him a lesson.
He should just be castrated. Just snip, quick and easily.
You know what else you should do? Nail his penis above the entrance of the elementary school. That'd really teach him a lesson.
You have a nice place.
You think? Richard, does pretty well for himself.
Oh, yeah? What's he do?
He lies.
Do you feel bad?
No, I don't.
I do. I feel really bad.
I think I understand your feelings about this book. I used to have some problems with it, myself. When I read it in grad school, Madam Bovary just seemed like a fool. She marries the wrong man; makes one foolish mistake after another; but when I read it this time, I just fell in love with her. She's trapped! She has a choice: She can either accept a life a misery or she can struggle against it. And she chooses to struggle.
Some struggle. Hop into bed with every guy who says hello.
She fails in the end, but there's something beautiful and even heroic about her rebellion. My professors would kill me for even thinking this, but in her own strange way, Emma Bovary is a feminist
Oh, that's nice. So now cheating on your husband makes you a feminist?
No, no, it's not the cheating. It's the hunger. The hunger for an alternative, and the refusal to accept a life of unhappiness.
Maybe I didn't understand the book!
Do you need nelp?
She's gone.
Who's gone?
Mommy's gone.
I'm sorry.
Mommy died.
Go ahead and ask.
What?
You know, what the person who wears the pants in the family does for a living.
You know what they call you?
What?
The prom king.
Oh God, really?
Yeah, they mean it as a compliment. You're a big character in their fantasy lives.
You're nervous, aren't you?
What? What do you mean?
The game. Don't worry. You'll be great tonight.
I don't know. I haven't played in 10 years. It used to be my whole life. Then when I stopped, I just... stopped. I didn't even miss it. Now that I'm playing again, I... feel, I-- I don't know.
You feel alive.
Yeah.
That's good. That's how you're supposed to feel.