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[After Lilo shows up to hula dance class late, soaking wet, Mertle, Elena, Teresa and Yuki slip in the puddles, one by one.]
Moses Puloki: Stop, stop. Lilo, why are you all wet?
Lilo: It's sandwich day.
[Moses looks confused]
Lilo: [sighs] Every Thursday, I take Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich.
Moses: [still confused] Pudge is a fish?
Lilo: [continues] And today we were out of peanut butter! So I asked my sister what to give him, and she said a tuna sandwich! I can't give Pudge tuna! [Whispers] Do you know what tuna is?
Moses: Fish?
Lilo: It's fish! If I gave pudge tuna, I'd be an abomination! I'm late because I had to go to the store, and get peanut butter, 'cause all we have is...is... is stinkin' tuna!
Moses: Lilo, Lilo. Why is this so important?
Lilo: [seriously] Pudge controls the weather.
[Everyone exchanges surprised looks]
Myrtle: You're crazy.
Moses: [Lilo furiously starts jumping on Myrtle, angrily punching her in the face and kicking her, then the other girls gather around screaming and Puloki picks up Lilo.] Please! Please! Everybody calm down! [Myrtle cries] Girls... [recites "It doesn't matter" in Hawaiian] Shh. Don't cry, Myrtle. Lilo...
Lilo: I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I won't do it again!
Moses: Maybe we should call your sister.
Lilo: No! I'll be good! I want to dance. I practiced. I just want to dance. I practiced.
[Pause]
Mertle: Ooh, she bit me.
Elena, Teresa, and Yuki: Eww!


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