Actual Biblical quote from Job 2:6–7:
And the Lord said unto Satan, Behold, he is in thine hand; but save his life.  So went Satan forth from the presence of the Lord, and smote Job with sore boils from the sole of his foot unto his crown. Steve Hi, there.  My name's Steve.  I'm a dog—in-in case you're, um, well, stupid. Steve   Excuse me, sir, sir, I could do your taxes for you.