Riddles Fat, fat, ugly, ugly, all yellow in reality. If you ask me what I am I answer, 'Cheap, cheap, cheap.' Wailing along I go, 'Poopoo'. Who am I? Tell me true. Guido What kind of place is this? It's beautiful: Pigeons fly, women fall from the sky! I'm moving here! Guido Buongiorno, Principessa! (Good Morning, Princess!)