Klaus Sunny... That’s not a pot. It’s a spittoon. Violet Spittoon? You mean like...? [Klaus nods. Beat;] We’ll wash it twice. Klaus We have to go to the authorities. Violet No. Klaus What? Violet They won't listen. They never listen. Lemony Snicket And just like that, the Baudelaire Children became the Baudelaire Orphans. I tried to tell you. This would be an excellent opportunity to walk out of the theater, living room or airplane this film is showing in. It's not too late to see a film about a happy little elf.