Alfred : Master Bruce, you live on an island figuratively and literally. Batman : Yeah, I love it. Alfred : You can't spend the rest of your life alone dressed in black, listening to angry music, and staying up all night. Batman : Yes I can. 'Cause I'm Batman. Alfred : But don't you think it's time you finally faced your biggest fear? Batman : Snakes? Alfred : No. Batman : Clowns? Alfred : No. Batman : Snake-clowns? Alfred : Bruce, listen. Your greatest fear is being a part of a family again. [Batman looks at the family pictures] Batman : Nope, now it's Snake-clowns, because you put that idea in my head. Alfred : Sir- Batman : Time for push-ups! One! Two! I'm going to a thousand. Alfred : I'm afraid that's not possible, sir. Batman : It is possible. I'm already at twenty. Alfred : You're scheduled to go to Jim Gordon's retirement party. Batman : What? No! I don't wanna do that! Alfred : You're going to have a good time. Batman : No, no, no, no! Alfred : You might meet some new people. Batman : No, no, no, no! Alfred : Even make some new friends. Batman : No, no, no, no! No, no, no, no! [to the tune of the Adam West theme song] No-no, no-no, no-no, no-no! [beatboxes] No!! Alfred : And before you go, we could do your favourite thing. Batman : [gasps] Tuxedo dress-up party!

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