Master Bruce, you live on an island figuratively and literally.
Yeah, I love it.
You can't spend the rest of your life alone dressed in black, listening to angry music, and staying up all night.
Yes I can. 'Cause I'm Batman.
But don't you think it's time you finally faced your biggest fear?
Snakes?
No.
Clowns?
No.
Snake-clowns?
Bruce, listen. Your greatest fear is being a part of a family again.
[Batman looks at the family pictures]
Nope, now it's Snake-clowns, because you put that idea in my head.
Sir-
Time for push-ups! One! Two! I'm going to a thousand.
I'm afraid that's not possible, sir.
It is possible. I'm already at twenty.
You're scheduled to go to Jim Gordon's retirement party.
What? No! I don't wanna do that!
You're going to have a good time.
No, no, no, no!
You might meet some new people.
No, no, no, no!
Even make some new friends.
No, no, no, no! No, no, no, no! [to the tune of the Adam West theme song] No-no, no-no, no-no, no-no! [beatboxes] No!!
And before you go, we could do your favourite thing.
