Max What is wrong with you? 1900 I can't help it. Music makes me cry. Jelly Roll Morton I believe you're sitting in my seat. 1900 You're the one that invented jazz, right? Jelly Roll Morton That's what they say. And you're the one who can't play without the ocean under his ass, right? 1900 That's what I say. Jelly Roll Morton You can stick this up your ass. 1900 You asked for it, asshole.