Little boy [reading the inscription]: Avoid the clap, Jimmy Dugan. Jimmy Dugan Hey, that's good advice! Jimmy Dugan "Here's a job for you, Jimmy. Managing girl ballplayers. Just go out there, wave your little hat around - but don't drink." Ah! Why would I wanna drink? I'm a goddamn Peach! [Hits a ground ball] Ah, double play! Now I'm hitting like a girl. "But be nice to them, they're good ballplayers." [Hits a deep fly ball] Ah! Catch that, blondie! Ha, ha! Mae What if at a key moment in the game my… my uniform bursts open and, uh, oops, my bosoms come flying out? That, that might draw a crowd, right? Doris You think there are men in this country who ain't seen your bosoms?