Layer Cake 2004 quotes, page 2

37 quotes · 6 characters
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Characters
XXXX Daniel Craig · 15 quotes
Morty George Harris · 5 quotes
Gene Colm Meaney · 4 quotes
Jimmy Price Kenneth Cranham · 3 quotes
Tammy Sienna Miller · 3 quotes

Most scenes together: XXXX & Jimmy Price (2), Morty & Gene (2)

Layer Cake quotes

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Why did you keep the gun?

I know it sounds silly now, but it was my favourite.

You better not let the other guns know you have a favourite.

I was just rubbing the phone against my fanny. Oooh it's fresh this morning. And look at my nipples, standing up like little soldiers. What's a poor girl to do?

That's a very expansive question.

Expansive? [laughs] Tell me son, are you a homosexual? The day was when only homosexual's used words like "expansive". You're not a homosexual are you? Not behind in your rent?

Well, don't think too long, because somebody's gonna make a killing on these pills.

Trevor

They already have. That's the problem, kidder.

[over the phone]

Dragan?

Dragan

Yes."

I've got an idea... Why don't you come 'round for breakfast? I'll squeeze some orange juice and grind some coffee and we can talk about this like adults. How's that sound?"

Dragan

Sounds very hospitable.

Do you know where I live?

Dragan

No.

Well, **** off then.

[About Duke]

He's a **** maniac, a relic, a throwback. Belongs to the Dark Ages, Gene.

Always remember that one day all this drug monkey business will be legal. They won't leave it to people like me... not when they finally figure out how much money is to be made - not millions, **** billions. Recreational Drugs PLC - giving the people what they want... Good times today, stupor tomorrow. But this is now, so until prohibition ends make hay while the sun shines.

But as some roman general once said: If you seek peace, plan for war.

I mean, it's like selling anything: washing machines, handmade shoes, blow jobs. As long as you don't take the piss, people will always come back for more.

I'm not a gangster, I'm a businessman whose commodity happens to be cocaine.