We've taken Aqaba.
Brighton Taken Aqaba? Who has?
We have. Our side in this war has. The wogs have. We have...
Brighton You mean the Turks have gone?
No, they're still there but they've no boots. Prisoners, sir. We took them prisoners, the entire garrison. No that's not true. We killed some, too many really. I'll manage it better next time. There's been a lot of killing, one way or another. Cross my heart and hope to die, it's all perfectly true.
Brighton It isn't possible.
Yes it is. I did it.
