Jeanne
I fell in love with him when I first heard him play piano.
Paul
You mean the first time he got inside your knickers.
Jeanne
He was a child prodigy; he was playing with both hands.
Paul
I bet he was!
Last Tango in Paris quotes
Jeanne
Paul
Jeanne
Paul
Jeanne
Let's drink a toast to our life in the hotel.
Paul
No **** all that! Hey listen! Let's drink a toast to our life in the country.
Jeanne
You're a nature lover? You didn't tell me that.
Paul
Oh, for Christ's sake... I'm nature boy. Can't you see me with the cows and the chickenshit all over me? Huh?
Jeanne
Oh, that's right. To the cows!
Paul
Cow.
Jeanne
I will be your cow too.
Paul
I get to milk you twice a day. How about that?
Jeanne
What are we doing here?
Paul
Let's just say we're taking a flying **** at a rolling donut.
Jeanne
Why do you hate women?
Paul
Because either they always pretend to know who I am, or they pretend I don't know who they are, and that's very boring.
Paul
You ran through Africa and Asia and Indonesia, and now I found you... and I love you. I want to know your name.
Jeanne
Jeanne. [she shoots him]
Paul
[as Jeanne puts her hands on his crotch]
That is your happiness, and my hap-penis.
Jeanne
[last line of the film]
I didn't know his name...
Paul
[to his dead wife at her wake]
Our marriage was nothing more than a foxhole for you. And all it took for you to get out was a 10 cent razor and a tub full of water. You cheap, goddamn, ****, godforsaken whore, I hope you rot in hell. You're worse than the dirtiest street pig anybody could ever find anywhere, and you know why? You know why? Because you lied. You lied to me and I trusted you. You lied and you knew you were lying. Go on, tell me you didn't lie. Haven't you got anything to say about that? You can think up something, can't you? Go on, tell me something! Go on, smile, you ****! [crying] Go on, tell me... tell me something sweet. Smile at me and say I just misunderstood. Go on, tell me. You pig-****er... you goddamn, ****, pig-**** liar. [sobbing] Rosa... I'm sorry, I... I just - I can't stand it to see these goddamn things on your face! [peels off her fake eyelashes] You never wore make-up... this **** shit. I'm gonna take this off your mouth, this - this lipstick... Rosa - oh GOD! I'm sorry! I - I don't know why you did it! I'd do it too, if I knew how... I just don't know how... I have to... have to find a way...
Paul
Even if a husband lives 200 **** years, he'll never discover his wife's true nature. I may be able to understand the secrets of the universe, but... I'll never understand the truth about you. Never.
Jeanne
It's better not knowing anything.
Jeanne
Olympia is the personification of domestic virtue: faithful, economic and racist.
Paul
Well, first you have to take a hot bath and if you don't you're gonna get pneumonia. Right?... and then you know what happens? You get pneumonia... and then you know what happens? You die! And then, you know what happens then when you die? I get to **** the dead rat!