You are British?
Scottish. I am Scottish.
Scottish? Ha! Ha! Why didn't you say so?... Great soldiers. Very brave. And good people. Completely. Let me tell you, if I could be anything instead of a Ugandan, I would be a Scot.
Right... Really?
He. Except for the red hair, which I'm sure is attractive to your women, but which we Africans, we find is quite disgusting.

