[At school, Danny Madigan is daydreaming of Arnold Schwarzenegger as Hamlet; he is confronting Claudius about the death of his father] Hamlet : [lights a cigar] Hey, Claudius....you killed my father. [picks Claudius up] Big mistake. [He hurls him, screaming, through a window] Narrator : Something is rotten in the state of Denmark! And, Hamlet is taking out the trash! [Hamlet is shown killing people with skulls and swords] Old Man : Stay thy hand, fair prince! Hamlet : Who said I'm fair? [produces a submachine gun and shoots him, plus several other soldiers] Narrator : No one is going to tell this sweet prince goodnight! Hamlet : To be, or not to be. [lights a cigar] Not to be. [An explosion occurs behind him]

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