Bryce Lara, it's a clock, it ticks, it tells the time. [looks at his watch] It's wrong.
2nd most-quoted character in Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001): in 18 of its 29 quotes
Most scenes with: Lara Croft (12), Manfred Powell (4), Alex West (3)
I'm a free spirt, me.
More lines from Bryce
3 quotes Bryce Bryce This isn't a country, it's an ice cube!
Bryce Poor Simon, what has she done to you?
Scenes with Bryce
14 scenes Bryce Oh, bugger! Not live rounds again, Lara! This is a major remodel you know. Its a disaster!
Was it programmed to stop before it took my head off?
Bryce Ah well... that would be a... no.
Bryce But you said make it more challenging.
Hence, the live fire.
It's a clock... It's ticking
Bryce Oh... one of those ticking clocks, eh?
Bryce So, time to save the universe again then, is it?
Absolutely.
Bryce Me bum's gone to sleep again, all down the left cheek.
Really? That's fascinating.
We have 83 rooms. Why can't you live in the house?
Bryce Well, I'm a free spirit, me.
Bryce What's that smell?
Five AM.
Bryce My ignorance amuses me... My ignorance amuses me?
Yes, well, I've always found your ignorance quite amusing. Mr. Powell however, is not ignorant.
Bryce No?
No. He's a lair.
But you might try to kill me.
I'm not going to kill you.
I said you'd try.
Lady Croft, tell me, is there a good reason why I just kept you alive?
Yes. That is not the true eye.
This is the true eye.
It's not, actually. It's a mirror image.
Ms. Croft, I think you're trying to cheat me out of my little ray of sunshine.
Why would I try and cheat you out of anything, now, I need you to get the piece so I can steal it from you later.
You're bluffing! Julius, make a mental note, kill Ms. Croft if she attempts any such thing.
Julius
Yes, sir.
Well we can do it my way, or we can all come back in time for the next allignment and you're welcome to try and kill me then, in oh, say, another 5,000 years.
[Hilary meets Lara outside the shower with something other than a t-shirt]
Oh... very funny.
Hilary
I'm only trying to turn you into a lady.
Mm... [walks past him and drops the towel she was wearing]
Hilary
[sighs]
And a lady should be modest.
Yes, a lady should be modest.
Lara Croft, I don't believe it. Still pretending to be a photojournalist? Ya know, I think it's really cool that you can still keep a day job, though it's obviously just for show.
So, Alex, still pretending to be an archaeologist?
Lara, do we always have to fight like this? Maybe we don't.
Hmm, maybe we do.
Why?
You stole my prayer wheels!
Stole? Stole? Coming from you? It's not like you ever really owned them or anything. Hey, you're the tomb raider...
Oh look, I think your clients need you. As you once said, so memorably, "It's all just a business". So go, go do business.
Hello Alex.
[Sighs]
I suppose you think I'm a greedy, unscrupulous sell-out who'll do just about anything for money?
Yes. That's right.
Is it, Alex? If you cross me, we may not be able to remain friends. [Looks him up and down] Always a pleasure.
Now for a cold shower...
Illuminati Headmaster
If we don't get that piece then we'll have to wait five thousand years for another alignment.
I don't know about you but I'm not planning to give that much time to this enterprise.
Into the belly of the beast.
And out of the demon's ass.
