Arena Policeman What the hell is going on here?
Someone shot the little fat man.
Arena Policeman Yes. I can see that.
Charlie
Robert Joy · 15 quotes
Kaufman
Dennis Hopper · 8 quotes
Riley
Simon Baker · 6 quotes
Cholo
John Leguizamo · 5 quotes
Slack
Asia Argento · 3 quotes
Works Quoted
1 quote
Most scenes together: Riley & Charlie (5), Charlie & Slack (3), Kaufman & Charlie (2)
Land of the Dead quotes
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Brubaker Oh, that's just target practice.
Marksman
[scene cuts to soldiers]
Y'see that? right between the eyes!
Veteran Soldier Let me take a shot.
Veteran Soldier (Zombie starts to reach towards therm, but can only reach the veteran.)
Stop scratchin' my ass! You're gonna mess up my shot.
Marksman
Dude, that ain't me.
Veteran Soldier There's nothing there, man.
Brubaker Oh, that's just target practice.
Veteran Soldier [scene cuts to soldiers]
There's nothing there, man.
[Kaufman gets in his private underground limo, while his driver opens the garage door]
All right, we're going to the boat. Careful when you open that door.
Knipp
Should I call the crew, sir?
No, I'll call them. Goddamn it. What the ****?
Knipp
[Big Daddy appears, and attempts to get into the limo. His driver sees this, and runs out the garage door, leaving Kaufman in the limo]
Goodbye, Mr. K!
Get back here, son of bitch! You've got the **** keys!
[Kaufman gets in his private underground limo, while his driver opens the garage door]
Careful when you open that door.
Driver
[Big Daddy appears, and attempts to get into the limo. His driver sees this, and runs out the garage door, leaving Kaufman in the limo]
Goodbye, Mr. K!
Get back here, you bastard! You've got the **** keys!
Mike It's like a bad dream.
I have bad dreams. Hell, yes. Just look at me, you can tell I have terrible dreams.
Pillsbury Yellow to red!
Motown What the **** does a Samoan know about hot-wiring a **** car?
Pillsbury 50,000 cars stolen in Samoa every year.
Motown Well, a million in Detroit.
Pillsbury Detroit has 50 million cars. Samoa, 50,000. Every one stolen.
Make sure she doesn't hurt herself.
I can take care of myself, ok?
Fine. Charlie, make sure she doesn't hurt anyone else.
Put some flowers in the graveyard. How come you call them that, Riley? I don't get it. There here ain't the kind of flowers you lay on the ground, these here are sky flowers. Way up in heaven...
That's why I love you, Charlie, 'cause you still believe in heaven.
I'm making myself useful!
Charlie, why do you lick your rifle?
Catches the light.
What light? How can you see anything?
Good eye.
Charlie: What happened, Riley, did you get ****?
Homeless man: Ha-ha! You got ****!
[Driver of "Dead Rekoning" about to shoot Big Daddy's group]
Riley: No. They're just looking for a place to go. Same as us.
Board Member
[as Kaufman walks out of the elevator with two bags in his hands]
What's in the bags?
Kaufman: Money.
Board Member
Whose money?
[Riley calls and tells Kaufman that they have got Dead Reckoning and Cholo]
Its just, I've done something i wouldn't of done otherwise...
[Kaufman stops a clock's pendulum]
I recognize that some of you are concerned. But I want to assure you that, if anything goes wrong, measures have been taken. I've established outposts with food and supplies that will support us on our way.
Sutherland On our way to where?
Anywhere that we want to go. Alternative sites have been chosen for us and our families as well as, uh, necessary support personnel.
Sutherland What about all the others?
All the others... can be replaced by others.
Sutherland But...
You're interrupting me, Bill. It's bad timing. Just when I was talking about how people can be replaced. The day may come when you earn yourself some responsibilities, but right now the responsibilities are mine. They're all mine. It was my ingenuity that took an old world and made it into something new. I put up the fences to make it safe. I hired the soldiers and paid for their training. I kept the people off the streets, by giving them games and vices, which cost me money. But I spent it because responsibility's mine--now, do you understand the meaning of the word, responsibility?
[Sutherland stares at him]
We have to do what we have to do.
[Kaufman restarts the pendulum and the clock starts ticking]