Julie Steffans Some people aren't built happy, you know.
Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson
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Marion McPherson
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Most scenes together: Christine 'Lady Bird' McPherson & Marion McPherson (3)
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Kyle Scheible
You're gonna have so much unspecial sex in your life.
Hey. [pause] I like your band. With Jonah Ruiz? L'Enfance Nue?
Kyle Scheible
[in French accent]
L'Enfance Nue.
Uh. Well, I saw your Thanksgiving show. My name's Lady Bird.
Kyle Scheible
It's weird you shake hands.
Yeah. [pause] I'm friends with Jenna and she's always talking about how great your band is so I wanted to check it out.
Kyle Scheible
Yeah, Jenna's hella tight.
Kyle Scheible
Maybe I'll see you at the Deuce or something?
Sure, see you at the Deuce.
Miguel McPherson
Hey, I'm not paying you to flirt.
Kyle Scheible
I wish you had been.
Just because something looks ugly doesn't mean that it's morally wrong.
Casey Kelly You think dead children aren't morally wrong?
No. I'm just saying that, if you took up close pictures of my vagina while I was on my period, it would be disturbing but it doesn't make it wrong.
Casey Kelly Excuse me?
Listen, if your mother had had the abortion, we wouldn't have to sit through this stupid assembly!
Why can't you say I look nice?
I thought you didn't even care what I think.
I still want you to think I look good.
Okay, I'm sorry. I was telling you the truth, do you want me to lie?
No, I mean, I just, I wish that you liked me.
Of course I love you.
But do you like me?
Danny O'Neill Your mom is crazy, I'm scared of her.
She's not crazy. She just, you know, she has a big heart. She's very warm.
Danny O'Neill I don't find your mother warm.
You don't?
Danny O'Neill No. No, she's warm, yeah but she's also kind of scary.
Well you can't be scary and warm.
Danny O'Neill I think you can, your mom is.
You're gay!
Julie Steffans Miss Patty assigned you a role by the way, you just never showed up to claim it.
What role ?
Julie Steffans The Tempest.
There is no role of the Tempest!
Julie Steffans It is the titular role!
No! It's a made-up thing so we all can participate.
Julie Steffans You can't do anything unless you're the center of attention, can you?
Yeah, well you know, your mom's tits, they're fake! Totally fake!
Julie Steffans She made one bad decision at 19!
Two bad decisions!
I want you to be the very best version of yourself that you can be.
What if this is the best version?
If you're tired, we can sit down.
I'm not tired.
Oh, okay. I just couldn't tell because you were dragging your feet. [Lady Bird rolls her eyes] Well, I just couldn't tell.
Why didn't you just say "pick up your feet"?
I didn't know if you were tired.
You're being passive aggressive.
No, I wasn't.
You are SO INFURIATING!
Please stop yelling.
I'm not yelling.
Do you love it?
Sister Sarah Joan You clearly love Sacramento.
Sister Sarah Joan You write about Sacramento so affectionately and with such care.
I was just describing it.
Sister Sarah Joan Well it comes across as love.
Sure, I guess I pay attention.
Sister Sarah Joan Don't you think maybe they are the same thing? Love and attention?
Different things can be sad... it's not all war!
Hey, I'm like Keith Richards. I'm just happy to be anywhere.
I found when it happened that I really like dry humping more.
I hate California, I want to go to the east coast. I want to go where culture is like, New York, or Connecticut or New Hampshire.
I was on top! Who the **** is on top their first time!